An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

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How's the weather? Good.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

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what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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