I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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