- Anti Joke

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust