there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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Connor is homosexuaI

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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knock knock? come in

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3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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