- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

A bar walks into a man

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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