why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

The WNBA.

nothing

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

All of these jokes are about white people

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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