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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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