A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

Irish sobriety

sweating like antoni with a girl

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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