- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

justin beiber sucks

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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