- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

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