- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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