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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

What did the sign say? It said slow down

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

Your wife died during the delivery.

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