What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

What is 33 + 1? Penis

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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