Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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Brain fart

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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Men

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

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the sky is green no it is not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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