- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Charlie Sheen is winning

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

guess what what that wasnt it

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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