A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

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Knock knock Go away

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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im gay

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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