- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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