uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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