- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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