why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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