- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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