how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

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Hellen keller

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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A new born baby is left alone in his crib after a long day of playing, He gets taken out of his crib for his first meal with his grandparents, he is excited, His grandparents come in and after the usual praising of the child they sit down for dinner, They are having chicken, His mother puts the spoon to his mouth, He chews it and swallows it, It gets stuck in his throat and he suffocates and dies.

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a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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8=> >->-o

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rent a cops

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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