Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

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What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

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A frog walks into a bar and the bartender thinks he is very well evolved because frogs don't walk they hop

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

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You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

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what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

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There were three men in a race: Crap, Manners, and Shut Up. During the race, Crap fell and Manners stopped to pick him up, Shut Up kept on speeding. The police stopped him. Here is there converstation: Police 1: Whats your name? Shut Up: Shut Up Police 2: Wheres your manners? Shut Up: Back there picking up crap.

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Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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