- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

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