- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

A paralysed man falls over.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Are you gay. No. Ok.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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