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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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