Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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So these two girls have a cup .

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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