Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

ure mama's so fat

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Anti Joke

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