- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

knock knock There's no door

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

So these two girls have a cup .

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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