what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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