girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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