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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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