- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Your so gay, that you like men!

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

what is red and smells like paint red paint

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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