- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

2 black kids walk into school

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Cheese

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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