- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a man walked into a wall

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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