- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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