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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

Uh... What was emulating again?

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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