Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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WILLY

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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okay so theres this guy.

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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Your life

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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Anti Joke

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