- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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