- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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