What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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