- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

an american walks out of a strip club.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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