- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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