What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Indians

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

guess what what ...

Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

WILLY

okay so theres this guy.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

my wife came out of the kitchen....

Justin Bieber

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

Anti Joke

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