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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Tic tac toe. I never met my father

Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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