- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

Indians

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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