What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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im gay

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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kk

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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A shark ate your mom

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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