The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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