Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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