- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Robin, get in the car, please.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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