- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Women outside of the kitchen.

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Blacks

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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