A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

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2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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