An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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