What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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A blind man walks into a library.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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