A horse, a duck, a pig, and a mus lim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the mus lim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the mus lim that he's keeping company with a swine, and the mus lim feels offense for the poor horse.

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

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Continents are large islands.

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what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

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Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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