- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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Pickles are powerful

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Feminism

John Cena

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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