there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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batman farted so hes retarded

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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roy g biv

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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i like men but im not gay

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And you honored it I see :P

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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