Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

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What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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