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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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