- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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Poop

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Women's Rights

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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