- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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