What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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i like men but im not gay

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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roy g biv

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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