If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

Penis.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Racial Equality

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Tim likes girls

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

Knock knock knock OCD

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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