Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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