how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

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I C U P White stuff

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

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What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

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What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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