- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. Boom (\ _ /) (x . x)

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

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