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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

When is a door not a door? Never.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

2 + 2 = 4

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Trump will make America great again.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

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