What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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aodhan hearty

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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