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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

aodhan hearty

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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