- Anti Joke

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?