- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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