how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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