Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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gingers

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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How did the dog die? He was put down.

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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