- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

Thats what she said

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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