- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

justin beiber sucks

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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