you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Mahmy

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Women's rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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