What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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batman farted so hes retarded

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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12 niqqa 12.

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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N-E Pats never cheated

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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