- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Boxing on Boxing Day

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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