- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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