- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Asians.

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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