What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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Gus's mom

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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Why are women so obsessed with not having penises? I'm serious. Imagine an ordinary woman out there, who is not doing any of the activities that the women-not-having-penises thing is famous for. But I can pretty much guarantee that under her clothes at that very moment, she isn't having a penis. And for no good reason. Sometimes I suspect women keep up the no-penis thing even in their sleep. Frankly, I find that creepy. Why are women so obsessed with not having penises?

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An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

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roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

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Pop Fiction last words. guess who edition: "Okay okay you win again Batman! Ahahaha hohohoho hehehehe! Wanna hear a new jo... Eh... what are you doing with that gun?" "Why did I not just take a step or two to the side during the five hours and over thirty episodes he kept charging that Kamehameha?" "Bah I cannot die as long as my ego is full! Are these really the ratings on my latest game? H0moerotic? Childish? A sociopath? Oh man..." Moral: Your red thumbs cannot hurt me! Im the moralmanBitch! HOAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

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Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

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Gladly, you sound very confident, makes me happy. Well, doctors thought I had ADHD (go figure) but I am pretty calm outside the internet, then they went with ADD, but since my attention is twofold, this meaning that I can get a lecture, while noticing a toothpick falling on the other side of the room (noticing as in perceiving with focus not necessarily listening but you know, seeing from the corner of ones eye) Yet still focus well enough to get the lecture in details. So its not split focus such as in ADD, but dual, as in me being able to think about two things at once, but also burning out extremely fast, which again, is far from ADD.

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Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

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If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

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Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

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greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

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Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

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Anti Joke

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