What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Mahmy

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I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

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Take part of what?

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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