- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

i killed my family

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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