- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

an emo girl walked into a white room

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

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