- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Whats brown a sticky, shit

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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