- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

The Oakland Raiders

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

who's a slut... you're mom

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

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