What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What do I hate? people

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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