- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

mexicans fishing

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Girls Lacrosse.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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