Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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your life

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Patriarchy.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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Kevin and Ramin

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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