- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

they told me not to write here but i did

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

knock knock Dave's not here.

Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

This isn't funny.

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