Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Pickles are moist.

Are you a tree

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

A penis walks into a bar..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

i cant STAND cripple jokes

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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