- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

There's my tractor.

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