- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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