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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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Penis

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Penis

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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