roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

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Long joke Your such a downey

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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