- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Smeg...

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Yo mama so fat.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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