- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

Why did jim all I over? He dies

will you like this joke my sources say no

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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