- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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