What is the difference between John and John Nothing

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

Not a joke.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

dyslexic's Untie

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

irish man drinking john smiths

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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