- Anti Joke

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Vagina cream... end of story

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.