- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

How does Michael J. Fox mix his paint? He uses the paint mixing stick that is provided, for free, by most reputable hardware stores.

Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

Who did the dinosuar, that's pretty fricken awesome!

What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Well, that depends if the apocalypse was happening and if there were even any Americans left at all.

Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

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