what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

Jokes Ki Duniya

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

What do you call two dog? dogs

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