What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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Chris is hairy

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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Smeg...

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What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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Justin with a hat.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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