- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

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