What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

Yo Momma So Fat!

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

whats funnier than 24? 25

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

run farther?

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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