- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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