- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black student graduated High School

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

Racial Equality

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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