Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

12/23/2012

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

an emo girl walked into a white room

If you're happy and you know it get a life

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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