- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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