- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

I love pissing people off :P

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What african eat for christmas Sand.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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