If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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thomas!!!!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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How Do You Fart Eat Beans

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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What's circular and round A circle

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Anti Joke

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