You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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feminine literature

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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What's circular and round A circle

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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I love pissing people off :P

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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