- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Face Hunter is scum

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

I used to know what alzheimers was

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

what are three short words? i a am

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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