Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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WNBA

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roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

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What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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