What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

I was watching Fox news.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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