What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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gingers

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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