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-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

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how do you make a little girl cry?? Kill her family

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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What do I hate? people

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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a chinese man pays the full price

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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