A blond Canadian and his Korean friend are going together to Korea. When checking in the person asks the Canadian if he has a return ticket leaving the country. He replies yes but he does not have it on him. According to Korean Customs and Immigration laws a non-Korean citizen must have a return ticket to enter the country. Inevitably follows a long and tedious process in order to procure the ticket in order to pass customs. The Korean and the Canadian continue to their boarding gate.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

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Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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