- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Roses are red, yup.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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