So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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you just read an anti-joke

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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