how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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woman's rights

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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your mom is so fat.

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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A black student graduated High School

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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