- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

A child walks into a classroom.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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