- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

A woman wears a dress.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

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