- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

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