How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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theres this guy that i REALLY like but today he was putting something in my locker, it was gumbie the little green bendy thing but i didnt want it to be in my locker so i slammed my locker, except the only thing was that his pinky was in the way!!!! oh gosh i felt soooooo bad!!!! turns out he went to the hostpital and got stitches!!!!!!! that made it worse on me!!!!!! he said he was finee but i still cant let that go!!!!!

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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