Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

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Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

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Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

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