The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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