What's worse than this That :(

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

my wife out of the kitchen

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Asian women drivers...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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