- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

an american walks out of a strip club.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

You sick fiend

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

What's red and a cow? Red cow

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

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