Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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