How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

European on my shoes, buddy.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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