Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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Long joke Your such a downey

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arena football

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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Women's rights.

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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John lazzaro likes dick

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hi mom

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